Things I bet you wished I blogged about...

Somethings will never actually make my blog they get edited out for various reasons.  But I do document them into lists on my phone, because as I tell my brother I'm a historian even if it's just a historian of my history.  And sometimes the list is interesting enough to share just the list.  You might remember the first few of these I shared here and here.  

• We must do it because the terrorists can't win.
• I can't sit next to these people they say "coloreds" far too often
• Congratulations on being a dad!  What! What do you mean you don't have a baby? 
• Who's sock is this?
• I'm screaming but they can't hear me because I'm missing a certain member
• Sorry it's been three years but happy birthday!
• Did I really drive across the state at midnight for you to tell me I don't have my reservation.
• Faijita night at the "Brothel"
• Next to the shiny theater don't you know
• Hi this is Katie.  Who?  Katie.  Who?  You know JEMS.  Oh yes let's talk...