I'm really not one of those people

that drives all the way up median of the road to avoid a traffic jam. But today I did I went a whole 5 miles up it so I didn't miss my flight. And it was good I did too because I was flagged for special screening and I just barely. There's a first my flight was on time. But for the record I'm not really the kind of person who does this so if you saw me in Boston today it was another version of me. more soon I need to do laundry.